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Musk's New Reality: Saving Kids from Surgeries

Musk's New Reality: Saving Kids from Surgeries

When children need protection from doctors

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Enough is enoughX Freeze (@XFreeze)The left has officially abandoned reality 🤡If a father took his child to a doctor to surgically remove an eye so the child could “identify” with him, he would be arrested for even considering it. Yet, when it comes to permanent, life-altering "gender-affirming" surgeries and hormones for minors, the left calls it “healthcare,” which is not proven to benefit them in any wayIt’s time to stop the madness. We are talking about the permanent disfigurement of children who don't really understand what's happening to them, based on zero conclusive long-term evidence. Instead, some deranged adults convince them through indoctrination. We need to press pause, protect kids, and return to common sense before more lives are irreversibly damagedEnough is enough Video  —  https://x.com/XFreeze/status/2040992543920574680

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Elon Musk has embarked on a new mission: saving children from medical procedures he deems "experimental." In a rare appearance not on Twitter, the billionaire warned of the danger that children might undergo irreversible changes before they even understand what's happening to them.

The X Factor

The platform X, formerly known as Twitter, appears to be implementing a new policy: no more content that departs from reality. "We need to bring facts back," Musk stated in an internal email accidentally sent to every employee. "Unless it's about Mars colonies or Neuralink."

Critics note the irony in Musk's sudden concern for child protection, especially since his company SpaceX already markets children with cartoon rockets for Mars. "It's all about perspective," commented a spokesperson for the initiative "Elon's Kids."

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