The Link to Truth
After Elon Musk posted only "True" on Twitter, servers worldwide collapsed. Experts speak of the greatest philosophical crisis since Socrates. The link Musk shared led to a white page with the inscription "404 - Truth Not Found."
Companies are now frantically trying to fill their websites with "true" content. Google has already implemented a new search function called "Musk Index," which evaluates the truthfulness of websites based on the number of "True" tweets from Elon Musk.
Politicians worldwide are now demanding that all laws and regulations be equipped with a "True" button. Anyone who doesn't press the button is considered a liar. Critics warn of a new dictatorship of simplicity, but Musk counters: "Anyone who can't package the truth in a link doesn't belong in the 21st century."
