The Man Who Understands Everything
Elon Musk, the man who invented both electric cars and memes, has shared a shocking revelation: most CEOs have no idea what's really going on. And he's the only one who does.
The statement came in the form of a tweet linking to an article that he's probably the only one who read. Insiders suspect the article might have been about himself, making this a perfect circle of self-confirmation.
The Hierarchy of Knowledge
Musk has established a clear hierarchy: at the top is himself, followed by his dogs, then his engineers, and at the very bottom the other CEOs. These allegedly don't even know where the coffee machine is located in the office.
Experts are divided on whether this statement should be understood as a warning, a compliment, or simply as further proof of Musk's unique worldview. One thing is certain: the CEOs are alarmed and are currently updating their LinkedIn profiles.
