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Elon Musk Plans Robot Army in Space

Elon Musk Plans Robot Army in Space

When robots party in space.

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Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space

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Optimus as Galactic Conqueror

Elon Musk has unveiled a plan that would make even science-fiction authors blush: His Tesla robots Optimus are to reproduce themselves in space and become a galactic army. Musk calls the project "Optimus+PV" - an acronym that apparently stands for "Planetary Vandalism."

The idea: Robots collect raw materials on asteroids, build copies of themselves, and gradually conquer the solar system. Critics speak of a "galactic land grab" and fear the robots could soon target Earth. "Once they're in the Kuiper belt, they'll never come back," warns an astronomer.

Musk himself is relaxed about it: "Terminator was a good movie, but this is real innovation." Whether the robots will receive an AI for ethical decisions during self-assembly remains unclear. Previous tests in the Tesla factory led to spontaneous dance parties instead of productive work.

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