In an almost unbelievable marketing offensive, Donald Trump has recommended his Twitter followers the new film 'MELANIA'. 'A MUST!' echoes from the Oval Office, while the country wonders if this is art or political brainwashing.
The film, which is allegedly 'selling out faster than the last Trump rallies', supposedly shows the 'true face' of the former First Lady. Insiders, however, report long sequences of Melania silently admiring flower arrangements - a metaphor for the silence of the Trump era or simply boring?
Critics are divided. While conservative media speak of a 'masterful portrait', progressive commentators call the film 'a two-hour campaign ad with the budget of a Marvel blockbuster'. Some celebrate the 'aesthetic brilliance', others smell 'cheap manipulation'.
One thing is certain: In times when the boundaries between politics and entertainment have long since blurred, 'MELANIA' might at least achieve one thing - bringing Americans back to the table. At least to argue about whether the film is good or bad. Unity reigns only in the fact that the marketing machine of the 45th president is still running surprisingly well-oiled.