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Musk's Expert Definition Causes Global Confusion

Musk's Expert Definition Causes Global Confusion

When expert now means: Doesn't think like Elon

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πŸ’―tobi lutke (@tobi)The word `expert` in media has come to mean pundit with davos-liberal talking pointsβ€”Β  https://x.com/tobi/status/2040852493253443616

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Elon Musk has sent shockwaves through the global media landscape with a single Twitter comment. After agreeing with Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke that the word "expert" in media now means "pundit with davos-liberal talking points," news organizations worldwide have been forced to rewrite their style guides.

The Aftermath

Several major media outlets have already scrapped their expert lists. "If everyone who studied climate science is now labeled a 'Davos liberal,' we might just need to start calling anyone with a Twitter blue check mark an expert," commented a news editor off the record.

Market analysts report turbulence as investors grow uncertain whether to follow expert opinions or simply Elon Musk on Twitter for guidance on financial decisions.

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