In a groundbreaking meteorological announcement, Donald Trump has dubbed an impending cold wave 'bigger than Obama's warm hugs.' 'I've seen the cold, believe me, I've felt it,' tweeted the former president while wearing a down jacket allegedly 'more American than apple pie.'
The Trump Weather App
The Trump Administration has unveiled a new weather app called 'WeatherMAGA' that combines storm warnings with patriotic sound effects. 'When you hear the siren, you'll know it's time to bundle up - or move to Mexico,' said a former president's spokesperson.
Critics accuse Trump of politicizing the cold. 'He's trying to divide people with the cold,' said a meteorologist who wished to remain anonymous. 'As if it wasn't hard enough that the White House air conditioning is broken.'
