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Trump Hosts Kennedy Center Honors – „Master of Disaster Ceremony“?

Trump Hosts Kennedy Center Honors – „Master of Disaster Ceremony“?

When the master of ceremonies becomes the ceremony itself...

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THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER HONORS will be broadcast tonight, on CBS, and Stream on Paramount+. Tune in at 8 P.M. EST! At the request of the Board, and just about everybody else in America, I am hosting the event. Tell me what you think of my “Master of Ceremony” abilities. If…

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Trump as Master of Ceremonies?

Following Donald Trump's Twitter announcement that he will host the Kennedy Center Honors, the nation eagerly awaits the 8 PM event. The former president promises a show unlike any other—or as he puts it, a master class in emceeing.

Critics already smell a new reality show: "The Apprentice: Cultural Edition." Whether Trump will actually be able to present the honorees with dignity or use the stage for political statements remains to be seen. One thing is certain: ratings will go through the roof.

Insiders report that the Kennedy Center team has already prepared contingency plans in case Trump spontaneously wants to give a speech about "alternative facts." The show must go on—even if the host once again wants to be the center of attention.

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